TK3: Home of the Josefites (Think Kostan!)

[Josefismysire]

*gazes devotedly at Josef*



HE'S.JUST.SO.PERFECT

Abso-frickin-lutely awesomely incredibly undeniably..PERFECT.

[moonlight_vixen]

NEW JOSEF BANNER

UTTERLY. YUMMY.

[librarian_7]

No argument here. Josef...the apex of vampire evolution.

Lucky

[moonlight_vixen]

Josef...the apex of vampire evolution.

Now that is an awesome statement! We need to make that the "official" Josef statement and put it up on some billboards...do a whole marketing campaign, too. I can also see it on t-shirts, coffee mugs, bumper stickers...

[Josefismysire]

Josef...the apex of vampire evolution.

Now that is an awesome statement! We need to make that the "official" Josef statement and put it up on some billboards...do a whole marketing campaign, too. I can also see it on t-shirts, coffee mugs, bumper stickers...

I'm in!! Where do I sign up??

[moonlight_vixen]

Josef...the apex of vampire evolution.

Now that is an awesome statement! We need to make that the "official" Josef statement and put it up on some billboards...do a whole marketing campaign, too. I can also see it on t-shirts, coffee mugs, bumper stickers...

I'm in!! Where do I sign up??

As soon as Josef has the particulars worked out, he'll let us know

[librarian_7]

Hey, there's a reason Josef made me an exclusive...

Lucky

[moonlight_vixen]

Hey, there's a reason Josef made me an exclusive...

Lucky

Hey, there's a reason he made all of us exclusives...we're advertisers, marketers, party planners. He couldn't make do without us! But our most important job will always be that of donor

Not that we'd forget that...

[librarian_7]

You forgot...writers. Where would dear Josef be without his faithful scribes?

Lucky

[Josefismysire]

Hey, there's a reason Josef made me an exclusive...

Lucky

Hey, there's a reason he made all of us exclusives...we're advertisers, marketers, party planners. He couldn't make do without us! But our most important job will always be that of donor

Not that we'd forget that...

Never. That is our sole purpose. When you enjoy your job, you never have to work....

[moonlight_vixen]

You forgot...writers. Where would dear Josef be without his faithful scribes?

Lucky

Oh no! How could I forget that?? Of course..Writers!!

[cassysj]

You forgot...writers. Where would dear Josef be without his faithful scribes?

Lucky

You also forgot the only photographer he trusts.

[moonlight_vixen]

You forgot...writers. Where would dear Josef be without his faithful scribes?

Lucky

You also forgot the only photographer he trusts.

Ooops! My bad! Photographer...added to list...

[librarian_7]

Hey, I think I have a quote that fits here....qualities of superior freshies.

Mick talking about exclusives...

freshies don’t usually start out as exclusives. Until you know this is someone you might want to actually spend some time with, it’s too much of a risk. Josef told me, “pick a freshie for looks, but pick an exclusive for her heart, and her brains.” Josef can be a pompous jerk, but, hey, he knows what he’s talking about when it comes to freshies.

(It's from one of my earlier fics...The Freshie Gospel According to (Mick) St. John.)

Lucky

[Josefismysire]

Hey, I think I have a quote that fits here....qualities of superior freshies.

Mick talking about exclusives...

freshies don’t usually start out as exclusives. Until you know this is someone you might want to actually spend some time with, it’s too much of a risk. Josef told me, “pick a freshie for looks, but pick an exclusive for her heart, and her brains.” Josef can be a pompous jerk, but, hey, he knows what he’s talking about when it comes to freshies.

(It's from one of my earlier fics...The Freshie Gospel According to (Mick) St. John.)

Lucky

Who are we to argue with The Master? Josef always knows what he's talking about.