Moonlightaholics

A little wish fulfillment of your own, huh Lucky? Loved it - thanks. This was my favorite line:

you are accused of making every preteen girl in the country think she is likely to run into a sparkling vampire in her local high school

I guess I'll never get the whole sparkly thing...

Thank you all for the comments...this may be the "fluffiest" thing I've ever posted. (Well, *cough* not counting a Christmas poem...which will undoubtedly be re-posted as the time becomes appropriate.)

Lucky

That made me giggle 'til I cried, Lucky.

So many great lines. Like every one of them! But one of my favorites had to be this one because picturing it made me laugh harder:

“Not a one. I think they’ve got us.” The big Viking flipped the blond hair out of his eyes.

And this one:

“That…would be nothing compared to the fury of the Twi-crowd, if anything happened to Eddie.”

I don't know why "Eddie" tickled me so much but it did.

That was fabulous, Lucky.

Oh Lucky! This was fabulous! And such fun.

All my fave lines have already been quoted (Mr. Sparkly...hee hee), but suffice it to say I loved the whole thing.

You might consider posting on a TB site. They might get a kick out of it! (I think the Twi-people wouldn't find it as funny...they don't seem to have that much of a sense of humor...)

That's an idea...I think I joined a TB site (research purposes, I swear!)

Lucky

Lucky

This is fabulous. This is a reread but I didn't see where I made a previous comment. Apologies.

I really agree with Eris about a couple of the defendants.

Josef strikes again.

Thank you!

librarian_7 wrote: “Edward Cullen,” the justice read, “you are accused of making every preteen girl in the country think she is likely to run into a sparkling vampire in her local high school. Not to mention that you have taken a human girl with no redeeming qualities into your confidence.”

LOL!! Best. Line. Ever!

Lucky, this is just as crazy and offbeat as the real show Night Court was. Totally enjoyable, and leave it to Josef to handle things from a financial standpoint.

Very nicely done!

Glad to see this pop back up to the top of Active Topics.

This was just pure fun.

Thank you, Lucky!

Jenna

Thanks, jen, Moonlighter! Funny thing, but I just re-read this myself last night, because I'd *blush* almost forgotten what happened in it.

Lovely to see others enjoying it as well!

Lucky

Oh, YES!

I remember this one.



I get it that most vamps are turned when they are young and there is something fascinating about depth and wisdom hidden behind the guise of youth but give me a break here.

Sparkly?

Once again, this was fabulous.

Thanks, Lucky

Jenna

I saw this story on the Halloween Story Index, and I'm so glad I decided to read it. It was cute, clever, and brilliant. Well done!

It's hilarious to think of Edward, Damon, Stefan, Eric, Bill, Mick, and Josef all existing in the same world.

Josef Kostan, you are accused of inspiring such a devoted following, that other vampires are having a hard time finding unattached women to seduce.

I guess that's the price of being popular, charming and handsome.



Marigold

Lucky

This. Is. Fabulous.

One amazing line after another, it is a hilarious read each and every time.

Thank you!

Oh lord, I'd completely forgotten this one! Leave it to Josef and Eric to fix things up.