Josef would not be amused, though. On some things, he has absolutely no sense of humor.






Loved it, cool growl and all. Thanks“You know, you could just put your vamp face on and no one would say a thing,” she whispered to Mick.
He raised an eyebrow and looked at her. “My ‘vamp face’?” he whispered back.
Beth giggled. “You know what I mean. At least I don’t have to worry about you eating the candy!”
Man, if those two boys knew the truth...“Get a load of the scary vampire,” one of them said, elbowing his pal.
“Ooo, I’m sooo scared,” said the other.
“Hey, man where’s your cape?”
“Maybe he’s supposed to be that Twilight guy, Edward.”
“Oh, yeah, Edward. Well then, where’re your sparkles?”
“Hahaha, yeah, the sparkles! And your eyes are the wrong color!”
“And Edward doesn’t have fangs!”