What delights today shall I find on my screen -
a chopper, some water or cargos in green?
He looks divine in blue, a uniform or leather
Wait, what’s that? A teddy bear on a tractor?
Who hijacked my Alex for a cat and a flipper?
Mae_Hem came a calling
like a cheap insurance salesman
Now my Alex is four pages back
and I’m cryin’ “Galling!”
I really do wish our pirate crew
had hung around some
At least they knew better than to
mess with the handsome
With such clever mods on the loose -
they’ve tricked us with sponsors and pirates and booze -
messin’ with Alex is not something you choose
unless you’re a-lookin’ for trouble times two
Where, oh where, is our tough Navy Seal?
He’s fishing or surfing or fixin’ to heal
But what we want ain’t descriptions or labels or themes
We want photographical proof positive to print by the reams
