Oooooooookkaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy...
Watched the ending which was, btw, the longest 45 minutes of my life...
So what happens is, after the dearly departed Deputy Frasier departs... the sheriff, who was the 5th lead in Feed, gets really angry and he and the blond love-interest chick, who keeps degrading into Aussie from her horrible-in-the-first-place Southern accent (I am telling y'all; Alex's Southern was not at all bad and was far and away the best Southern in this stinker), figure out that basically this swamp thing sucker is mad at the fact that Jack Thompson, whose Southern accent was the WORST in the movie, killed the old Indian guy who kinda turned into the Swamp Thing and began killing everybody off because Jack Thompson built his oil rig onto Indian Holy Land... all of which they figure out by visiting the other old Indian, who then sacrifices himself to the Swamp Thing trying to save everybody else in the movie, but that doesn't work. So. Jack Thompson and his crew cut son go off to find the bald mystical guy, who has also figured out what is going on and is intending to blow up the oil rig... if Jack Thompson doesn't kill him first... and the Sheriff who was the 5th lead in Feed and blond-chick also go off into the Swamp to try to... do something... and the Photographer buy named BLug, at whose cabin the dearly departed Deputy Frasier became departed 2o minutes earlier in the movie also goes into the swamp. Jack Thompson kills the photog, just cause, and the monster kills crew cut... the monster then chases the Sheriff and the Blond but of course does not catch them cause they're the stars (this movie woulda seemed a lot better if Alex woulda been the star, btw), and then Jack Thompson, bald mystical guy and the 2 leads all end up at the oil rig with the Swamp Thing who kills Jack Thompson and then comes after everyone else... but Bald Mystical guy blows up the rig which also seems to kill the monster. The Sheriff from Feed and the Blond chick with the bad accent then kiss.
At this point the movie mercifully ends. Frasier never comes back to life tho. I am getting tired of Alex dying in all these movies. And having watched this thru to the end once, I shall never ever under any circumstances do so again. Oy!
can we just fast-forward to the end??? 
Have a big glass of wine... I hope it'll take some of the swamp-stench out of your memories... 
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