Moonlightaholics

The twelfth of every May
is National Limerick Day,
So now is the time
to make with the rhymes.
Is everyone ready to play?


Hey, folks! We had so much fun with the pirate limericks on April Fool's Day, we thought it might be fun to celebrate National Limerick Day with some Moonlight-themed ditties. The best part is -- everyone can play. You don't have to be a "writer" to have fun with these rhymes, so let's see what you can come up with.

There once was a vamp full of gloom
who didn’t touch freshies with a broom
Then a girl did he meet
at a fountain on the street
now his life really started to bloom.

Love it!

Thanks, francis.

A handsome young vampire named Kostan
Chose to relocate from Boston
He landed in LA
He makes millions for others by day
But his nights are reserved for freshie play

There was once a show on TV
who’s airing just filled me with glee
I loved it so much
my heart it did touch
now everywhere Moonlight I see.

Me too, francis, me too.

Guillermo, the vampire with style
His lips form a perfect, wide smile
His hair is divine
How I wish he were mine,
Oh, Guillermo! Stop! Don't run a mile!

Nice one, Red!



There was a vampire named Mick.
In the desert he got really sick.
Fake ice didn't work.
He felt like a jerk,
But room-service Beth did the trick.

Oh ladies, I love these!

"Why, oh why don't you love me this way?"
Coraline, in her anguish, did say.
With a snarl of disgust
Mick St. John hid his lust
And vowed, "I'll go bagged!" every day.