Eating Habits (PG-13) Champagne Challenge #135
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 4:49 am
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“Josef, how do you recruit your freshies?”
“I put posters all around town that say Uncle Josef wants you.”
“I am serious.”
“Why do you want to know Beth?”
“Mick and I have been talking about my eating habits after next Christmas. He says it’s not healthy to drink dead blood in the beginning.“
“I was concerned he was going to keep you on the bottle from the beginning.
“I don’t think I’ll be feeding directly from the source. I’ll be paying for donations.”
“I hope you have a lot of money. It costs twice as much for a needle pint.”
“Why?’
“Think real hard Beth. Do you see people at the Red Cross that look like my Tangie during a feeding?
“Oh, I guess not. A number of your freshies dress like call girls.
“I like my food to be attractive to my eye. Is that a crime?”
“No, but they are also lawyers, doctors, accountants.”
“I also have artists, writers and scientists.
“That’s what I mean. Your freshies may look shallow on the surface but they all have depth. How do you find so many beautiful, intelligent women willing to sell their blood?
“I let the agencies handle the screening process and then when someone appeals to me I make an offer.
“Are there a lot of male freshies?”
“No. They make up ten percent of the population.”
“Do they taste different?”
“Yes, Beth. Boys and girls are different.
“I can’t wait until I can use my fangs.
“Josef, how do you recruit your freshies?”
“I put posters all around town that say Uncle Josef wants you.”
“I am serious.”
“Why do you want to know Beth?”
“Mick and I have been talking about my eating habits after next Christmas. He says it’s not healthy to drink dead blood in the beginning.“
“I was concerned he was going to keep you on the bottle from the beginning.
“I don’t think I’ll be feeding directly from the source. I’ll be paying for donations.”
“I hope you have a lot of money. It costs twice as much for a needle pint.”
“Why?’
“Think real hard Beth. Do you see people at the Red Cross that look like my Tangie during a feeding?
“Oh, I guess not. A number of your freshies dress like call girls.
“I like my food to be attractive to my eye. Is that a crime?”
“No, but they are also lawyers, doctors, accountants.”
“I also have artists, writers and scientists.
“That’s what I mean. Your freshies may look shallow on the surface but they all have depth. How do you find so many beautiful, intelligent women willing to sell their blood?
“I let the agencies handle the screening process and then when someone appeals to me I make an offer.
“Are there a lot of male freshies?”
“No. They make up ten percent of the population.”
“Do they taste different?”
“Yes, Beth. Boys and girls are different.
“I can’t wait until I can use my fangs.