Where the Hell is Alex???????

[wondergirl9847]

OMG, I just thought of an Office plot for our man. In the second (?) season of The Office, they had a "hot girl" selling purses who ended up going out with Jim for a little while.

How about a HOT maintenance guy? If you watch The Office, you know that their copier sucks so he could work on the copier or something. Then, have all the ladies in the office ooh-ing and aah-ing over him. It would make for really cute banter with everyone with Jim being jealous because Pam's oogling the guy and Dwight/Andy upset to see Angela going ga-ga over him. Hehe. Perhaps....even Michael would be attracted to him since he did have a crush on Ryan.

I realize that Alex's acting abilities are WAY, WAY greater than a role on The Office, but it would be fun and we would see him in a shirtless. See, he gets sweaty and has to take off his long-sleeved shirt. Then, Pam "accidentally" spills coffee on his tee-shirt. Woops!!

I.am.brilliant.

[ash]

*Ashley taps her foot in London, on underground platform* Dude! waiting for news on Alex is like wait for the goddamn District Line, never comes!

[MSJ_sunglasses]

The words "mind the gap"......in Alex's appearances spring to mind ash, hope you're behind the yellow line

[Raven]

Maybe Alex ate so much proscuitto and bread dipped in extra virgin olive oil and, holy crap, cannolis...lots of cannolis and sfogilatelle...OMG sfogilatelle and Napoleons and tiramisu and those lobster tails with the French cream that waft calories and you gain weight just sniffing them. Maybe...he porked out. Whoa...he's holed up at a...SPA. Yeah, that's it, a SPA! And that's why he hasn't sent us any Myspace messages...his computer was confiscated because they caught him surfing the Food Network...sneaky boy.

I'm joking...

[wpgrace]

MSJ has looked into her crystal ball and sees good news on the horizon, the image is a little hazy though, but that could be the snow blowing across my window or a spec on my contact lens

I predict we will hear something within two weeks [and if that happens I'll eat my hat or my lunch or something.....]


Fdl - I'm sure your Mum taught you some manners.... Where the hell are you?.... please

Manners, schmanners

Just not feeling too prolific today!

Oh you're prolific... you're just not polite... but then a visionary rarely is, dearest....

Wondergirl I like your idea for The Office... but we need that adapted for CBS shows as he appears to be still under contract... maybe he could be the boy toy of that cute blond neighbor girl in Big Bang Theory one week... or is that too much... Alex in a show with the words Big Bang in the title? Overkill? Literally?

[wpgrace]

Maybe Alex ate so much proscuitto and bread dipped in extra virgin olive oil and, holy crap, cannolis...lots of cannolis and sfogilatelle...OMG sfogilatelle and Napoleons and tiramisu and those lobster tails with the French cream that waft calories and you gain weight just sniffing them. Maybe...he porked out. Whoa...he's holed up at a...SPA. Yeah, that's it, a SPA! And that's why he hasn't sent us any Myspace messages...his computer was confiscated because they caught him surfing the Food Network...sneaky boy.

I'm joking...

Actually Raven, your theory is as good as several that I proposed earlier on the Fleur thread:

... maybe he is suffering from a rare form of temporary amnesia and has forgotten to read his scripts... or maybe Holly, weary of the ML fans and suspicious of Alex's usual open communications with his adoring minions, has locked him in their room and won't let him out nor send any calls for aid to the outside world... or maybe, a la Tom Hanks and/or Lost, his plane from Oz went down and he is even now stranded on some uncharted island in the Pacific...or maybe he is trying WAAAAYYY too hard to be a "classic" actor and has chosen to emulate Garbo and "wants to be alone..."...

All theories are welcome... *Grace sends hugs to Raven*

[SirenSong]

Ruh roh.....grace mentioned the "H" word! :shock:

As for Alex's MySpace page, I've kind of given up on that. It pretty much seems abandonned since early October. No new comments have been added, it hasn't been updated at all, and I'm not even sure if new "friends" are being added. I hope he'll still use it for blogging though.

Has anyone found him on Facebook? I've looked, but the supposed Alex O'Loughlins listed there are all fan type pages.

[mwj01]

I got through Grace's "H" comment by doing a quick substitution...I have Alex locked in my room!

[wpgrace]

Ruh roh.....grace mentioned the "H" word! :shock:

As for Alex's MySpace page, I've kind of given up on that. It pretty much seems abandonned since early October. No new comments have been added, it hasn't been updated at all, and I'm not even sure if new "friends" are being added. I hope he'll still use it for blogging though.

Has anyone found him on Facebook? I've looked, but the supposed Alex O'Loughlins listed there are all fan type pages.

You mean Hanks, Tom Hanks?

[Raven]

Okay...so we all know how Alex looks completely different in all his projects. Alex the chameleon...well, maybe he's working...maybe he's acting. Hmmmm? Maybe...just maybe he's right under our noses.
Was that really Nicolas Cage in his last...whatever he was in? Are we sure? Maybe it's Nic Cage who's missing, NOT Alex. Maybe Alex got hired to be Nic Cage. He's got the acting ability. Maybe the jokes on us!
Maybe it's really Alex who was in Milk, not Sean Penn. Maybe Sean Penn and Nic Cage are in Tahiti doing a Marlon Brando!
Remember the movie Dave? Maybe... :shock: ...nah.

[jmc]

Boy, am I glad my boss left for the day!!!! giggle , snort - milk cartons

Didn't Sophia say he's shaved his head? Maybe he's hiding out in an ashram or with the 'Krishnas?

I vote that we blame Francis!

[Fleur de Lisa]

Raven--you are correct, he does change his look so often, who knows what he looks like now.

Has anyone ever seen him and Nicole Kidman together at the same time, I'm just sayin'....

[francis]

I vote that we blame Francis!

Actually, have you seen me and Alex at the same time, ever?
No?
Maybe I am Alex. Or maybe I have him tied up in my basement.
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Sigh. Sadly, no.

[Fleur de Lisa]

Just in case...
Well helllllllo, francis, how you doin?

[redwinter101]

francis, I feel your pain.... *hugs*

Red