Chipped Fang (PG-13) Champagne Challenge #114)

[cassysj]

I used my own post from August 27th, 2009. I didn't make too many posts in this game but any others are available for the challenge.

Mick I found a doctor on 1-800-dentists, I'm sure they have someone who specializes in fangs.

I do not own any recognizable characters no copyright infringement is intended.


"Mick I found a doctor on 1-800 Dentists. I’m sure they have someone who specializes in fangs."

"Beth you can’t get a vampire dentist from the internet."

“Well what do you usually do?”

“Usually? Vampires don’t need dentists. I can’t believe my fang is chipped and it’s all your fault.

My fault? I tried to warn you.”

“After I had bitten your neck.”

“Mick, I had no idea this would happen.”

“What are you doing with a silver necklace anyway?”

“It was a birthday present from Mom. She asked why I never wear it on camera. I just forgot to take it off when I got home.”

“I’ve had three pints of blood and it hasn’t grown back. What am I going to do with a chipped fang?”

“Mick I think we need to call Josef.”

“I’ll never hear the end of it.”

“Do you want your fang fixed?”

Mick sighed. “Okay, I’ll call him but I’m blaming you.”

Mick called the cell and it went straight to voicemail. “He must be sleeping. I better go over there and get the freshies to wake him up. He tossed Beth the car keys. “You’re driving.”

“Why?”

“Because my tooth hurts and I want Josef to make you feel guilty.”

“Mick, I didn’t mean…..”

“No excuses. Let’s go.”

Mick rang the doorbell. Josef’s freshie Tangie opened the door.

“Mick, it’s 9A on a Saturday, you know he’s asleep.”

“Tangie it’s an emergency.”

“You always say that and……”

Beth chimed in. “This time it really is important.”

“Why didn’t you say so? Come in, I’ll wake him up.”

Mick sighed. “Once upon a time Tangie, freshies trembled at vampires.”

Tangie smiled. “I tremble, for Josef.”

Five minutes later Josef came downstairs, immaculately dressed.

“Beth, Mick what’s going on?”

Mick glanced at Tangie and Summer who were sitting on the couch.

Josef snapped his fingers. “Ladies.”

The two freshies stood up and left the room.

“Okay, what happened that you don’t want to get around freshie circles?”

Mick opened his mouth and dropped his fangs.

Josef stared at the chipped one. “I’ve never seen one before. Have you had blood?”

Yes, three pints.

“Have you had fresh blood?”

“No.”

“Tangie, get back in here.”

“I’m not going to drink from Tangie” Mick said.

“She’s not going to be thrilled about it either. How did this happen?”

“I was biting Beth and she was wearing a silver necklace.”

Josef was speechless. Tangie came back into the room.

“Yes, Josef?” she asked.

“Tangie, I need a pint of your blood. Have Summer take it and bring it in here ASAP.”

Josef stared at Mick. “How did this happen?”

“I told you.”

“Mick, are you telling me you got close enough to bite but couldn’t smell the silver?”

“I was distracted.”

Josef smirked. “That’s quite a compliment Blondie although you could have killed him. What are you doing with silver?”

“My mother gave it to me.”

Josef sighed. “Bring it over tomorrow. I’ll send it to my jeweler and have a duplicate made in white gold. Mick can you bite with that thing?”

“It hurts.”

“Then there must still be some silver in there. I’ll send for a dentist to scrape it out.”

The dentist arrived in fifteen minutes with his tools.

Mick sat in a chair and the dentist scraped and scraped. They decided not to give him anything for the pain because they didn’t know how his body would react.

When the doctor was done they give Mick a glass of Tangie.

“It doesn’t hurt anymore but it’s still not growing back.”

Josef shook his head. “We need to call the Cleaners.”

“No way. I will never live this down.”

“All right I’ll call Hope. She used to be a Cleaner and she lives 3,000 miles away.”

Mick reluctantly agreed.

Josef got on the phone and explained the situation. They could hear Hope’s laughter across the room.

Josef chuckled himself. “All right if it works, I owe you dinner.”

“I thought Cleaners were discreet.” Mick grumbled.

“Hope’s discreet she just has a sense of humor. She told me the cure.”

“This has happened before?” Beth asked.

“Yes, but it’s usually vampire torture. Lay down.”

“What are you going to do?”

“Fix your tooth. Josef picked up the remainder of Tangie’s blood and filled up a syringe.

“If drinking it didn’t help how is injecting it?”

“I’m going to inject it right into your fang.”

“That sounds painful.” Beth said.

“I’m sure it will be. Blondie you need to get rid of your silver weapons.”

Mick moaned as Josef gave him the shot but about 30 seconds later Mick’s fangs dropped back to normal.

“Good as new.” Josef said. “I am billing you for my time.”

“It was Beth’s fault.” Mick mumbled

“She can’t afford my time. Beth you really do have to…”

“Get rid of my weapons. I’ll send over anything I want replaced tomorrow.”

“Good. Now I’m going back to my freezer. The two of you go back to what you were doing before the fang torture started.”

Mick shook his head. “I will never live this down."

[MickLifeCrisis]

That had me grinning! Very cute, Cassy!

[wpgrace]

Very creative honey... and lots of fun!
"a glass of Tangie"

[AggieVamp]

OMG! that was just I LOVE IT!! Great story Cassy! And I love the 'solution' to fix the fang (well - both of them actually...drink a glass of Tangie )

Karen

[fairytoes]

Oh, that was fun, although I felt sorry for Mick. The things he had to go through to get his fang back to normal were certainly not that funny for him.

Thank you!

[greenleaf9]

Very fun! I loved how Josef came downstairs immacuately dressed just 5 minutes after he had been woken up. That's vamp speed for you I guess.

Glad Mick got his tooth fixed!

[redwinter101]

Very cute, Carol. I loved the giggling Cleaner...

Red

[allegrita]

I shouldn't laugh at poor Mick, but oh, MAN! *gasping for breath*

That was a great story, Cassy. Poor Mick really WILL never, ever live this down... and I hope Beth learned a lesson! I sure hope she's gotten rid of the silver flatware by now too!!

(tsk, tsk... silly vampire, didn't even notice the silver necklace...)

[eris]

Beth should spend the next month telling him his breath smells like tangerines.

[AussieJo]

Darlin', this was brilliant!
I was laughing all the way through!
Mick, please forgive me, but it was funny!

[darkstarrising]

Carol, this is a hoot!!! And you can just bet Josef won't let Mick live this down!!!

[MoonlitRose]

Well, if the PI business ever goes bad, maybe Mick can hang out his shingle as a Fang Doctor, now that he's had the treatment!

OMG, cassy, that was so funny. Poor Mick, with a fang-ache! Like Josef said, that was quite the compliment for Beth that he was so distracted as to bite into silver!

Loved it!

[cassysj]

MLC, Grace - Thanks we all need a giggle and a glass of Tangie every so often.

Aggie, fairytoes -Vampire dental work is not easy, cheap or painless. Poor Mick.

GL9 - Josef would never come down and see a lady in anything less then perfection. That bathrobe at Mick's was the exception. If your office gets blown up well....

Red - Thanks. Hope the Cleaner is a favorite OC of mine and she wanted to make an appearance.


Alle - Even Beth had a hard time not laughing. Josef is sending a team over to search her house for silver. This will not happen again.

Eris


Aussie, DSR - Thank you. I love to write comedy and I'm glad this story worked.

MoonlightRose - Beth is so beautiful that Mick didn't even notice. She's on cloud 9

[francis]

Loved it.

[susieb]

So much fun! Methinks Mick had other things on his mind which did not include jewelry. Loved this