Where the Hell is Alex???????

[wpgrace]

Oh honey, trust me, I can run. And in heels. (great for the calves) (Ask red about me powering up an escalator in heels)

Pretty impressive.

And don't get me started on heels or this will turn into a hijack.

Red

Oh Red, DO go on!

Cause it's gotta be good... wait a sec...

*pulls up to computer with water (no frikkin calories) and air popped pop corn (no frikkin taste)*

Okay, ready...

[Fleur de Lisa]

Hmmm, you might have a point there, Lisa.

*waves back*

I say we meet at LAX Saturday at 1800 hrs. We proceed to the residence of the alleged kidnapper and steal that lovely a** right back. We scare him into passing out (thank you leather) and, umm, rescue him. Yes, we each take turns rescuing him.

Your mind is wonderfully twisted, yet logical at the same time.

We make a great team. (said in the Beth/Mick exchange not the Josh/Beth one)

PS: When in the hell is 1800 hours? Is your clock broken--you need to get that fixed.....

[GuardianAngel]

LOL. Just trying to make it sound official. 1800 hrs would be 6 pm. I've had a thing for military men. Sue me.

[Fleur de Lisa]

grace~~red needs a thread, nay, an entire website devoted to her massive and lovely shoe collection.

There's an idea, red. In your spare time, catalogue and photograph, then post your footwear.
(Am still trying to convince her to wear a size smaller so I can get the hand-me-downs)

[wpgrace]

grace~~red needs a thread, nay, an entire website devoted to her massive and lovely shoe collection.

There's an idea, red. In your spare time, catalogue and photograph, then post your footwear.
(Am still trying to convince her to wear a size smaller so I can get the hand-me-downs)

OMG, really????????

I love shoes!!!!!! Is her foot really really tiny? I actually went DOWN a shoe size after my last pregnancy... I love that! I can so wear cuter shoes now... for a brief minute there my daughter and I could wear the same size, but her feet are bigger than mine now...

Oh Red, DO go on!!!!!

[Fleur de Lisa]

Get in line, missy. I am a shoe w*ore myself.

[Raven]

Raven--you are correct, he does change his look so often, who knows what he looks like now.
Has anyone ever seen him and Nicole Kidman together at the same time, I'm just sayin'....

Holy crap, this is so friggin funny. I wanted to say something of the sort but I didn't have the cojones and it wasn't this funny either. LMAO.

[Fleur de Lisa]

Welcome to the asylum, Raven.
Cojones optional.

Hell, good taste is optional here!

[wpgrace]

Welcome to the asylum, Raven.
Cojones optional.

Hell, good taste is optional here!

As we prove every night... has Phee told you you're skating on thin ice?

And Raven, I've seen your posts... you have lovely cojones... truly outstanding, dear.

*waves to Raven*

[redwinter101]

Lovely cojones all round, ladies.

Apologies for ducking out (occasional sleep is required).

And the shoes are too OT even for this thread . Plus, seriously, once I get started, you will realise that my ML obsession only occupies one tiny corner of my obsession-filled brain - the rest is occupied by shoes. Pretty, pretty shoes.

Red

[Phoenix]

Welcome to the asylum, Raven.
Cojones optional.

Hell, good taste is optional here!

As we prove every night... has Phee told you you're skating on thin ice?

And Raven, I've seen your posts... you have lovely cojones... truly outstanding, dear.

*waves to Raven*

Only once - so far - Grace.

[coco]

Shoe talk I love shoes. Sorry I missed that one

Anyone seen Alex yet?

[wpgrace]

Lovely cojones all round, ladies.

Apologies for ducking out (occasional sleep is required).

And the shoes are too OT even for this thread . Plus, seriously, once I get started, you will realise that my ML obsession only occupies one tiny corner of my obsession-filled brain - the rest is occupied by shoes. Pretty, pretty shoes.

Red

I am impressed with the breadth and scope of your obsessions... do you choose shoes as well as you write fanfic? I'll bet you do...

You HAVE seen the Oyster Farmer, right?

My point being... and I do have one...and to get back On Topic... Alex's character WAS intrigued by Pearl's shoe collection... I'm thinking maybe HE is a little intrigued by women's shoe collections and obsessions... he certainly seems a bit obsessed by his own, flowery, guy shoes... so I'm thinking we use you and your collection as bait, to ferret him out of hiding... See? A method to my off-topic madness...

[wpgrace]

Welcome to the asylum, Raven.
Cojones optional.

Hell, good taste is optional here!

As we prove every night... has Phee told you you're skating on thin ice?

And Raven, I've seen your posts... you have lovely cojones... truly outstanding, dear.

*waves to Raven*

Only once - so far - Grace.

Well, it's just a matter of time....

[bluedahlia3]

How do we delicately ask Jason if he has seen Alex lately? Something along the lines of "Has Alex changed careers? 'Cause if he's become a computer tech or a brain surgeon or even a shoe salesman maybe one of us with a computer or a shoe fetish or even a brain aneurysm could fling him some business and accidently film him plying his new trade?