Going to the Chapel
Rated PG
By Ella713
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Steve and Lisa prepare to wed but first must deal with dead bodies, food and high heels

Zoe, Beth and Haley sat patiently waiting for Lisa to step out of the dressing room,.
"I can't really see sis in a wedding dress". Haley said.
"Well, she'll have to get used to it!" Beth said firmly.
"She is not getting married in pants and converse sneakers! Gabe and I were stood firm on this" Zoe said. They heard the door open and Lisa Stomped out looking bored.
"This thing sucks!" She said loudly. The long dress had cap sleeves and fitted her small waist perfectly. "And I'm not wearing a veil! Those things are ridiculous!" She finished.
"Lisa stand still and stop fussing!" Zoe said walking over towards her and looking at the dress from all angles. "You know, I think you're right. I'm not feeling this one. Try the one Beth picked out" Zoe said pushing her towards the dressing room. "I just don't understand Lisa and her hatred for dresses. I thought all girls loved trying on dresses especially wedding dresses" Zoe said.
"Trust me mom, Lisa has hated dresses from day one. When we were really young before out mother died, we went to church for Easter Service and we had to wear these matching dresses, Lisa pulled the dress over her head and sat in church with just her undershirt and panties on!" Haley said laughing just remembering it all over again.
Lisa stepped out of dressing room with a wide smile.
"Now this one I like" She said as turned around. The dress was simple in design. A soft off white mock turtle neck with short sleeves. It came in at her small waist and fell straight to her ankles. "This is perfect!" Lisa said. And Zoe and Haley had to agree that the dress suited her.
Steve ripped off the jacket he was wearing and threw it across the room. This was hopeless. He didn't look good suits. They just weren't his thing. He quickly took of the shirt, tie and pants and put back on his jeans and t-shirt, when he heard a knock at his door.
"Hello Steve" Josef said walking in and looking around. "What happened? You get in a fight with your closet?" he joked
"Josef I don't think I can do this?" He said taking a beer from the fridge.
"What marriage?"
"Not that. I love Lisa and I can't wait to get married to her. But it's the pomp and circumstance of a wedding that I don't like. I would rather run off the Vegas and get married there than to do all this." He said after taking a long drink.
"Well, the ladies love this stuff" Josef said.
"Lisa doesn't." Steve said.
"True, but our little G.I. Jane is whole new category of lady. Look you only have to wear the suit for about 4-5 hours. You say the vows, dance to some lame music, drink champagne and enjoy your honeymoon, which let's face it, is the whole point of marriage." Josef said with grin.
Lisa and Steve picked the Arboretum and Botanical Gardens for their venue, but found out they were booked solid. So they spent a couple weeks trying to find a location that would hold everyone invited and also fit in their style.
"Who would of thought that tons of people also get married in the month of October?" Lisa asked in wonder.
"I guess we didn't think about Goth people of L.A." Steve joked.
"Maybe we should just elope to Vegas?" Lisa said in frustration.
I've got it!" Collin said. "This place is perfect!"
"What is it?" Steve asked.
"Calico, CA. The Old West town! People hold weddings there all the time!" Lisa and Steve looked at each other and smiled.
"An Old West Wedding! Steve that sounds so cool!" Lisa said.
"It does, right! That's by far the coolest thing I've heard so far!"
Stave and Lisa drove down to Calico to check out the park and view the wedding facilities.
"We might want to change the time to 4pm so the sun will be setting. This much sun won't be good for the majority of us" Steve said after seeing how open the park was.
"You're right. Let's check and see if they have an indoor building we can use." Lisa said. They parked their car and got out to meet Danny Bowler the Manager.
"Howdy!" he said in his best southern twang. "Welcome to Calico! What have you come fer? Gambling, whiskey or women?" He joked.
"Marriage." Lisa said.
"Ahh. The M word." He joked "We lose some of our best cow pokes to the old marriage ball" He laughed. "Bernie!!" He yelled. A youngish man ran out. "This is my right hand man, Bernie Barg. He will show you where the weddings are held."
"Howdy. Y'all wanna follow me" Bernie said. Leading them around the small town. "Is this your first time here?" he asked.
"Yeah. We didn't even know anything about it til a few days ago" Steve explained.
"People forget their history. They think of the Old West as being strictly Texas, New Mexico and Arizona. Everyone remembers the shoot out at the OK Coral, but that it. Calico was a grand mining town when it began in 1881. The town soon supported three hotels, five general stores, a meat market, bars, brothels, and three restaurants and boarding houses." Bernie explained.
"I love it!" Lisa said looking in all the windows of the structures. "How hot does it get out here?"
"Well this time of year it's pretty mild, but during the summer months you're talking about 90+ degrees. It does cool down a lot at night. You're in the Mojave desert after all. So it can get as cool as 35 degrees." Bernie said.