*facepalm* I knew I forgot something! Smelling salts definitely belong in the Emergency Alex-Sighting Kit, along with the binoculars, camera, and drool bucket (and handcuffs, but that's just wishful thinking

). And as an added bonus, the kit also comes in a plush, pillow-like case so you'll always have somewhere soft to land.

Every woman within at least a 500 mile radius of Alex should probably have one with them at all time, just in case.
mwj01 wrote:Uh, that corruption started long ago
MLM!

Just what are you suggesting there,
mwj? I have always been
perfectly innocent and have never succumbed to the gutter.

In fact, I resent the mere accu...oh, who am I kidding. Even I can't say that with a straight face. Tho I think you and the rest of the gutter dwellers had a hand in that corruption.

I may have fallen but you guys are the ones who made it too much fun to ever drag my mind back out of the gutter.