Vampires Don't Wear Green (G) Challenge #153

[MickLifeCrisis]

Disclaimer: I don't own Moonlight or any of its characters.
Rated: G
A/N: This is for the Red and Green Challenge #153. For fun, I wrote it in the 250 word, dialogue only style from a previous challenge. Unbetaed.


Vampires Don’t Wear Green


“Here, the green one is yours.”

“Green what?”

“Costume!”

“What costume? For what? I’m not wearing a green anything!”

“Mick, you promised to help me with the children’s charity breakfast.”

“You didn’t say anything about wearing a costume. If I wear that I’ll look like an elf.”

“You’re supposed to look like an elf, silly. What did you think you’d be doing?”

“I dunno. Putting the squeeze on wealthy people to donate more money?”

“The children’s charity hardly needs an enforcer. Besides, I’ve already convinced Josef to make a large donation.”

“How?”

“I told him that it would be good PR for him. And that I’d give him some of my rare blood. Hey put those fangs back in! I’m giving him a bottle. The warm stuff is just for you.”

“It better be. And I’m still not going to wear that green costume.”

“But you’re a perpetually cool vampire! You can pull it off!”

“It is impossible to look perpetually cool in a green elf costume. Even for a vampire.”

“But you promised. Besides, don’t you want to see me in this?”

“That little red miniskirt with the fleece trim? Hmm… maybe I could do it for charity.”

“That’s the Christmas spirit!”

“So what poor sucker did you find to play Santa?”

“Josef.”

“WHAT?! Josef will be holding runny-nosed brats on his lap and saying ‘ho-ho-ho’?”

“Yep, for a second bottle of my blood. Don’t worry, two’s my limit.”

“Well, this I have to see. Where’s that green costume?”


The End

[francis]

Beth sure has her methods to convince both Josef and Mick to do what she wants.

[allegrita]

Josef drives a hard bargain! I bet Beth's blood is worth 50 times what O positive costs in those poker games. I wonder if he'll bet any of it. (Ooh, that would make Mick so mad.)

I can totally see Mick agreeing to dress as an elf in order to keep an eye on Beth in that cute little Santa's helper outfit. She knows exactly how to handle him.

[BlueEyedMonster]

That's Beth sweet and conniving (in a good way) Well done

[jen]

Oh to a fly on THAT WALL!

Jenna

[cassysj]

I would pay money to see this. Everyone works for Beth.

[MickLifeCrisis]

Everyone works for Beth indeed!

Thank you all for your great comments! They are all making me laugh! I'm glad you liked it!

[cassysj]

Had to bump this it's so cute

[MickLifeCrisis]

Thank you for the bump, Carol! Glad you still like it!

[allegrita]

Oh my gosh, this one is so fun! Beth really does know how to handle her vamps, doesn't she?

[MickLifeCrisis]

Thanks for the bump, Alle! This is a fun one!

I was looking at your previous comment, about what if Josef used some of Beth's rare blood in a poker game. Picturing that, with an unsuspecting Mick on poker night.... woo-hoo! Fireworks!