LimerMick (G) 5/29/2009 Updated 2/2/2013

[nutmegger911]

LimerMick
by Nutmegger911
Original post date May 29, 2009
Publicly recognizable characters, if any, aren't mine.

LimerMick

There once was a vampy outsider
Whose fingers they crept like a spider
While saying goodbyes
He was kissed by surprise
And his smile, it became so much brighter

January 18, 2013
Another one, inspired by our fourth anniversary snark.

There once was a damsel named Beth
A magnet she was for distress
To protect her, the desire
Of her guardian vampire
Though it was she who saved him in the end

And another one, also January 18, 2013

I Spy

There once was a really cool vamp
With more than one secret to tamp
While he was rolling around
The camera found more than sound
Exposing his campy tramp stamp


Added February 2, 2013

There once was a privateer, Lola
Who asked her recruit vampire soldier
Is there something you spy
That you’d like? He said, “Aye.”
Then he flipped up his patch and he showed her.

[bluedahlia3]

Cute! Who knew you're a poet. Limermick

[francis]

This is so cute. One of my favorite scenes.

[lorig]

Very cute! I loved it. LimerMick

[mitzie]

Oh, I love it!!!!


mitzie

[Luxe de Luxe]

ha ha.... that's great nm... now if only he'd meet the man from nantucket!

you inspired me nutmegger, just a thought... don't read on, ye weak of stomach.

Spoiler:

there once was a vampy outsider,
who married, but couldn't abide her.
when the man from Nantucket,
said, divorce, f*@k it!
he lit a match and then he fired her.

[Fleur de Lisa]

nm--that was delightful!!

[nutmegger911]

Thanks Blue - And you know I'm the last one to know it.

Francis, it is one of my favorites as well. It was the smile that made it.

Aww, thanks, Lorig.

And you too, Mitzie

Luxe! - That's great! Glad to inspire. What better compliment exists?

Thanks, Fleur. Glad you enjoyed it.

[Fleur de Lisa]

Luxe--that was hysterical!!

[maggatha3]

Loved, loved,loved, absolutely loved it....

[nutmegger911]

Thank you, Maggetha. I'm glad you enjoyed the poem.

[nutmegger911]

Another one, inspired by our fourth anniversary snark.

There once was a damsel named Beth
A magnet she was for distress
To protect her, the desire
Of her guardian vampire
Though it was she who saved him in the end

I'll also add this to the top post.

[nutmegger911]

And another one.

Hey, it's my thread and I can double post if I want to.


I Spy

There once was a really cool vamp
With more than one secret to tamp
While he was rolling around
The camera found more than sound
Exposing his campy tramp stamp

[francis]

Great LimerMicks! Now I remember where I got that pun from!

[MickLifeCrisis]