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LimerMick (G) 5/29/2009 Updated 2/2/2013

Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 4:43 am
by nutmegger911
LimerMick
by Nutmegger911
Original post date May 29, 2009
Publicly recognizable characters, if any, aren't mine.

LimerMick

There once was a vampy outsider
Whose fingers they crept like a spider
While saying goodbyes
He was kissed by surprise
And his smile, it became so much brighter

January 18, 2013
Another one, inspired by our fourth anniversary snark.

There once was a damsel named Beth
A magnet she was for distress
To protect her, the desire
Of her guardian vampire
Though it was she who saved him in the end

And another one, also January 18, 2013

I Spy

There once was a really cool vamp
With more than one secret to tamp
While he was rolling around
The camera found more than sound
Exposing his campy tramp stamp


Added February 2, 2013

There once was a privateer, Lola
Who asked her recruit vampire soldier
Is there something you spy
That you’d like? He said, “Aye.”
Then he flipped up his patch and he showed her.

Re: LimerMick (G) 5/29/2009

Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 4:48 am
by bluedahlia3
Cute! Who knew you're a poet. :mooncat: Limermick :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

Re: LimerMick (G) 5/29/2009

Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 6:08 am
by francis
This is so cute. One of my favorite scenes. :hearts:

Re: LimerMick (G) 5/29/2009

Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 6:34 am
by lorig
:clapping: Very cute! I loved it. :giggle: LimerMick :giggle:

Re: LimerMick (G) 5/29/2009

Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 6:50 am
by mitzie
Oh, I love it!!!! :yahoo: :clapping: :clapping: :rolling: :coffee: :yahoo: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :thud: :thud: :notworthy: :woohoo: :hyper2: :hyper2:


mitzie :mooncat:

Re: LimerMick (G) 5/29/2009

Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 7:01 am
by Luxe de Luxe
ha ha.... that's great nm... now if only he'd meet the man from nantucket! :snicker:

you inspired me nutmegger, just a thought... don't read on, ye weak of stomach.
Spoiler:
there once was a vampy outsider,
who married, but couldn't abide her.
when the man from Nantucket,
said, divorce, f*@k it!
he lit a match and then he fired her.

Re: LimerMick (G) 5/29/2009

Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 3:04 pm
by Fleur de Lisa
nm--that was delightful!!

Re: LimerMick (G) 5/29/2009

Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 1:12 am
by nutmegger911
Thanks Blue - And you know I'm the last one to know it. :snicker:

Francis, it is one of my favorites as well. It was the smile that made it.

Aww, thanks, Lorig.

And you too, Mitzie

Luxe! - That's great! Glad to inspire. What better compliment exists?

Thanks, Fleur. Glad you enjoyed it.

Re: LimerMick (G) 5/29/2009

Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 5:25 am
by Fleur de Lisa
Luxe--that was hysterical!!

Re: LimerMick (G) 5/29/2009

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 9:20 pm
by maggatha3
Loved, loved,loved, absolutely loved it.... :clapping: :clapping:

Re: LimerMick (G) 5/29/2009

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 11:51 pm
by nutmegger911
Thank you, Maggetha. :flowers: I'm glad you enjoyed the poem.

Re: LimerMick (G) 5/29/2009

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 2:49 pm
by nutmegger911
Another one, inspired by our fourth anniversary snark.

There once was a damsel named Beth
A magnet she was for distress
To protect her, the desire
Of her guardian vampire
Though it was she who saved him in the end

I'll also add this to the top post.

Re: LimerMick (G) 5/29/2009

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 3:03 pm
by nutmegger911
And another one.

Hey, it's my thread and I can double post if I want to. :snicker:


I Spy

There once was a really cool vamp
With more than one secret to tamp
While he was rolling around
The camera found more than sound
Exposing his campy tramp stamp

Re: LimerMick (G) 5/29/2009

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 3:10 pm
by francis
:hug: Great LimerMicks! Now I remember where I got that pun from!

Re: LimerMick (G) 5/29/2009 Updated 1/18/2013

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:44 pm
by MickLifeCrisis
:giggle: :giggle: