). It’s set to the tune of “Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer” but it’s not really a holiday piece. So, I’ll just leave it here under my virtual tree 
and hope it brings a smile.St. John, the Angst-y Vampire
St. John, the Angst-y Vampire **you can call him Mick**
Had a lot of inner strife,
Thinking himself a monster
And blaming it on his wife. (ex, that is)
Josef his vampire mentor
Used to nag him, "Just feed fresh..."
“What I think you need here, boy-o…"
"...is a little fang on flesh.”
Then one night in no-star hell
An angel came to say,
“Drink my blood or you will die…
And I’ll end up with the other guy.”
**skritch** Say what?
“Now,” Josef said, “you’ve got it… "
and slapped him on the back with glee.
“I knew you had it in you…”
“You gonna share some of that with me?”
:curtesy:
Glad it made you giggle. 
