If you're familiar with this children's story, then hopefully this will bring a smile.
If not, then you'll think I'm nuts.
Come to think of it - I am nuts. But I mean well.
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If you give a vamp a freshie,
he’s going to ask for a taste of blood.
When you give him the blood…
He’ll probably ask for A positive.
When he’s finished, he’ll ask for a napkin.
Then, he’ll want to look in the mirror to make sure he doesn’t have a blood moustache.
When he looks in the mirror, he might notice his fangs need attention.
So he’ll probably ask for a tooth brush.
When he’s finished polishing up the fangs, he’ll want to test them out.
He’ll start avenging….
He might get carried away trying to right every wrong in LA.
He may even end up on the news as well!
When he’s done, he’ll probably want to take a nap.
You’ll have to fix up the couch for him with a blanket and a pillow.
He’ll crawl in and make himself comfortable and adjust the blanket a few times.
He’ll probably ask you to tell him a story.
So, you’ll tell him a rambling tale from your wild vampire youth.
When he hears the story, he’ll be so bored ….
…he’ll take the first case that comes along.
He’ll end up in the desert….
trying to help a damsel in distress.
When he gets too hot…
He’ll want to take a bath…
With ice.
Then he’ll want to reconsider the events of the day
Which means he’ll think back to how the day began.
Thinking about breakfast will remind him that…
he’s thirsty.
So……
He’ll ask for a sip of blood.
And chances are, if he asks for a sip of blood,
He’s going to want a freshie to go with it.
The End.
Thank you all. 
I love this one soooooooooo much. 
So adorable! A great take on the story with perfect pics to go with it! I enjoyed the reread!
